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TOP TEN NEW SLOGANS to PROMOTE “NORTH KOREA TOURISM” – – –

10.   Visit the North Korean National Zoo before all residents are eaten.

 

 9.    Tourist chances for torture now under 20%.

 

  8.   Dunk basketball, meet Supreme Leader.

 

  7.  Stay 3 nights, get one free at Korea Bay “Sandals.”

 

  6.  Smoking is to be encouraged.

 

   5.  Fly to Pyong Yang, earn free stopover in Guam.

 

  4.   Honeymoon in a romantic missile silo! 

 

  3.   Our new “Surf & Turf” —   Dog meat and Fish heads.

  

  2.       The Yalu River Extreme Weight Loss Spa Week.

​                                     Voted #1 on the peninsula.​  Mention this ad, receive extra gruel.

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW SLOGAN to PROMOTE “NORTH KOREA TOURISM” is :

 

  1.   Lots more toilet paper than Venezuela!

 

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