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TOP TEN NEW “HOME STRETCH” SLOGANS for the “RE-ELECT MAYOR DeBLASIO” CAMPAIGN:

 

10.    Watch me stick it to those evil Carriage Horses!

 

  9.    All Confederate statues in NYC have been removed!

 

   8.   Special this month for “the rich”: Move to NYC, pay only 16% NY income tax rates.

 

   7.   In 2nd term, I will morph into gender-ambiguous “Billie.”

 

   6.    New LED announcements in subways:  “M Train to Metropolitan Avenue,  11 minutes,” and “Next Shake Down on this Platform in 7 minutes”

 

   5.    New City “Lost & Found” Office for vehicles disappearing in pot holes

 

    4.   Vote Bill — Get Premium Bed in Shelter

 

    3.     Support DeBlasio :  87% approval rating in Havana !

   

    2.    Christopher Columbus statues to be re-chiseled into Che Guevara and Daniel Ortega monuments

 

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW “HOME STRETCH” SLOGAN for the “RE-ELECT MAYOR DeBLASIO” CAMPAIGN is:

 

    1.    Sanctuary for all !!    — except you pesky “wealthy” taxpayers!!

 

 

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