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TOP TEN NEW SLOGANS to PROMOTE “NORTH KOREA TOURISM” —

 

10.  Visit the North Korean National Zoo before all residents are eaten.

 

  9.   Tourist chances for torture now under 20%.

 

  8.  Dunk basketball, meet Supreme Leader.

 

   7.  Stay 3 nights, get one free at Korea Bay “Sandals.”

 

   6.   Smoking is to be encouraged.

 

   5.    Fly to Pyong Yang, earn free stopover in Guam.

 

   4.  Honeymoon in a romantic missile silo!  (25% discount if “launch alarm” is heard.)

 

    3.  Our new “Surf & Turf” —   Dog meat and Fish heads.

 

   2.    The Yalu River Extreme Weight Loss Spa Week.     Voted #1 on the peninsula.​  Mention this ad, receive extra gruel.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW SLOGAN to PROMOTE “NORTH KOREA TOURISM” is:

 

    1.    Lots more toilet paper than Venezuela!

 

 

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