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TOP TEN REASONS MAYOR RAHM EMANUEL WON’T RELAX GUN OWNERSHIP LAWS in CHICAGO:

(Our thanks to “Imprimus,” the publication of Young America’s Foundation,  for identifying those absurd actual courses offered to students at major American universities, which were re-published in last week’s “American Top Ten list.”)

 

  1. The metal detectors at the Sears Tower work just fine.

 

  1. Gun shops might crowd out the latte and potpourri stores.

 

  1. Chicago murder rate did not increase 50%, but rather only 40%.

 

  1.  As soon as Obama moves back here, streets will be safer.

 

  1.   Rahm hopes to attract more on-site filming of crime documentaries.

 

  1.  The mere sight of ammunition may require new “safe spaces” for traumatized liberals on Lake Shore Drive

 

   4.    Supposed a Chicagoan is being robbed, but she pulls out a gun?

 

  1.   Eventually, nearly all fatal home invasions are investigated.

 

  1. You’re talking like John Dillinger is back in town.

 ...and the NUMBER ONE REASON MAYOR RAHM EMANUEL WON’T RELAX GUN OWNERSHIP LAWS in CHICAGO is:

 

  1.  An armed populace might overthrow my regime!

 

 

 

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