10. Really? There is a City Ordinance requiring quinoa in turkey stuffing?
– Cambridge, MA
9. You bagged that 800-pounder with a crossbow? Needs some hot sauce, though.
-Laramie, WY
8. Trump might name WHO to run the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission?
-Crockett, TX
7. Welcome and happy Thanksgiving! All seven of our bathrooms are gender neutral.
-Central Park West, Manhattan
6. When I asked for turkey surprise, I was not referring to President Erdogan.
-State Department dining room, Washington, DC
5. I had no idea John Podesta was an expert on deep-frying the bird.
-Chappaqua, NY
4. Who would’ve predicted a Clinton eating crow today?
-Chappaqua, NY
3. All of the ingredients for this vegetarian feast were locally-sourced and organically grown in this community.
-Malibu, CA
2. Actually, we hunt for all of our food.
-Wasilla, AK
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD DURING THANKSGIVING 2016 was:
1. Poor Melania has to cook for 28 people today!
– Mar-a-Lago, FL
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