- Joe McCarthy still lives here?
- Jill Stein sent over these organic muffins as a thank you. I had no idea that guava and mango could be “locally sourced” up here.
– Saginaw, Michigan
- 31 votes plus 46 votes equals a 200 vote gain for Hillary, am I right ?
– Shickshinny, Pennsylvnia
- How can 652 people be registered to vote from Lambeau Field ? And 97 of them are named “Favre?”
— Green Bay, Wisconsin
- Amazing that almost 2,000 paper ballots were just “forgotten” there, behind the dumpster.
— South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- OK, Edward Snowden, Marilyn Monroe and Warren Spahn vote here. But Thomas Jefferson ?
- No, we don’t tabulate the “legalize dope” write-ins.
-Ann Arbor, Michigan
- This electoral college, it’s not a real school, is it ?
- Can Michael Moore keep “re-voting” if he wears a different cap each day?
…and the NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD DURING DEMOCRAT VOTE RECOUNTS THIS MONTH is:
- You mean we might go through all this for weeks, and Hillary still might not take power ?
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