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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD DURING DEMOCRAT VOTE RECOUNTS THIS MONTH:

 

  1.   Joe McCarthy still lives here?

                          -Appleton, Wisconsin

 

  1.   Jill Stein sent over these organic muffins as a thank you.   I had no idea that guava and mango could be “locally sourced” up here.

                          – Saginaw, Michigan

 

  1.    31 votes plus 46 votes equals a 200 vote gain for Hillary, am I right ?

                              – Shickshinny, Pennsylvnia

 

  1.    How can 652 people be registered to vote from Lambeau Field ?    And 97 of them are named “Favre?”

                                 — Green Bay, Wisconsin

 

  1.     Amazing that almost 2,000 paper ballots were just “forgotten” there, behind the dumpster.

                                  — South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

 

  1.     OK,  Edward Snowden, Marilyn Monroe and Warren Spahn vote here.    But Thomas Jefferson ? 

                                   -Deerfield, Wisconsin

 

  1.     No, we don’t tabulate the “legalize dope” write-ins. 

                                    -Ann Arbor, Michigan

 

  1.     This electoral college, it’s not a real school, is it ?

                                    -Milwaukee, Wisconson

 

  1.     Can Michael Moore keep “re-voting” if he wears a different cap each day? 

                                     -Flint, Michigan

 

 …and the NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD DURING DEMOCRAT VOTE RECOUNTS THIS MONTH is:

 

  1.   You mean we might go through all this for weeks, and Hillary still might not take power ?

                                     -Altoona, Pennsylvania

 

 

 

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