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TOP TEN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON

 

   . 10.    While serving as First Lady for eight years, Hillary never killed anyone personally.

 

  •  9.  Only 5 years after being a teen Goldwater girl in 1964, Hillary was a Jimi Hendrix groupie at Woodstock.  

 

  •   8.  Used every State Department and Clinton Foundation connection to achieve ground-breaking advances for gays.   Today, gays in Saudi Arabia may wear pink rope belts.

 

  • 7.  On their 32nd date, Bill got fresh with Hillary, and she placed him in a violent headlock until he screamed “Uncle!”

 

  •   6.  That never-released commencement speech at Wellesley College in 1969?   Her topic:  How corruption can become a viable business plan for you and your spouse.

                         “First, you set up a foundation…” began one of her paragraphs.

 

          5.    After one phone call, US Navy jets screaming across the Mediterranean were re-scrambled to pick up truffles and pasta sauce in Tuscany.

 

  • 4.    After hearing about Monica Lewinsky, Hillary’s famed “lamp toss” at Bill’s head was clocked at 97 mph.

 

  • 3.    Kim Jong-il requested that his  name be removed as a co-author of the infamous 1994 “Hillarycare” plan.

 

  • 2.  Played at 120 decibels, Hillary’s cackling laugh can shock a-fib patients back into normal heart rhythm.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING FACT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON is:

 

.  1.    During election years, Hillary claims she hunts for most of her own food !

 

 

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