- Burning the American flag is protected “speech.” But burning the PLO flag could accelerate climate change.
- Women should be granted equal pay for comparable work, except for the State Department, the offices of US Senators from New York, and the White House.
- To address income inequality, all privately owned swimming pools will henceforth be public.
(Hey! Check out this cannonball, Mr. Soros!)
- You have a human right to free health care, free college and free pants suits.
- New Democrat Party “Path to Citizenship”: land here illegally, you’re on the path.
5. Corporations must pay their fair share in taxes!! Therefore, we must increase the world’s already-highest corporate tax rate.
4. “Micro-aggressions” now qualify Americans for Federal disability benefits.
- The Democrat Party’s top priority: Gender Neutral Bathrooms: our Final Frontier.
- Of course we believe in the Second Amendment. And under the new Hillary national gun registration, permits will be expedited by Lois Lerner.
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING but LITTLE KNOWN PLANK in the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL PLATFORM is:
- Free Hillary Now !! (this plank passed just in case an arrest coincided with her acceptance speech).
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