10. Look Mom, no handcuffs today.
9. That Clinton – Kaine headband really complements your mullet.
8. Where is Raul Castro speaking ?
7. Gluten-free, non-GMO, locally sourced organic vegan Hoagies!! Get ’em right here!
6. That’s a cool t-shirt. Who’s McGovern?
5. What e-mails? Hillary’s or Wikileaks?
4. I took a “selfie” with Bill Clinton, and he hit on me!
3. Why are the Bernie delegates wearing orange jumpsuits and laughing??
2. I am a delegate, a protester and a citizen of this galaxy.
…and the NUMBER ONE PHRASE YOU can EXPECT to HEAR at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION in PHILADELPHIA is:
1. Yes, Lois Lerner certainly deserves to be DNC Chair.
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