10. ” No, I’m Not that Castro.” –
former San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro
9. “Kirsten Just Looks Like She Sings Backup in ‘Abba.’ ” – Gillibrand 2020
8. “If we Get High Together, You’ll Forget Who’s President!” -Kamala’s the One
7. “He’s Rested and Ready to be Released from the Attic.” – Uncle Joe Biden 2020
6. “Y’never Know: Elizabeth Warren Could be Related to You, too.”
5. “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Walls! You can “Beto” Your Life on That!” (Maybe literally…)
4. “Elect a Vegan President! We can End Meat & Seafood Consumption Now!” -Corey Booker for America 2020
(Slogan will not be targeted to dairy farmers of Wisconsin, pork farmers of Iowa, lobstermen of Maine or cattle ranchers in the Southwest….)
3. “Vote Howie, Grab Free Machiato!” – (Starbucks founder) Howard Schultz
2. “No, You Can’t Keep Your Doctor!” – Vote Bernie Sanders (co-sponsor of ‘Medicare for All’ bill)
…and the NUMBER ONE PRELIMINARY TRIAL SLOGAN for 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES is…
1. “You Could Easily Elect Worse.” – President Donald Trump
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