10. Beginning January 2, 2022, public shaming of Americans driving gasoline powered vehicles will commence.
9. A 70% marginal income tax rate will be imposed on “wealthy” Americans, except those determined to be “progressive” in a majority vote of Ms. Ocasio, Elizabeth Warren and Nicolas Maduro.
8. Airplane travel will be limited to those signing the “Green New Deal” pledge prior to taking their first-class seats.
7. Those found idling their vehicles will be shot by escaping Venezuelan “security forces.”
6. The Hamptons, Martha’s Vineyard, Marina del Ray, San Francisco Bay and Key West will be exempt from off-shore wind farms, to avoid disturbing the ocean views of certified, worthy progressives.
5. Solar panels will be mounted on cows, steers and other bovines to offset the greenhouse gases they emit.
4. Fracking is henceforth determined to be a hate crime.
3. Those exposed as having complained about the “Green New Deal” will have their Internet, telephone and writing privileges withdrawn.
2. Despite billions in private wealth available to enlightened celebrities, tax credits will subsidize luxury private jets for Leonardo Di Caprio, Al Gore, Mark Ruffalo and Michael Bloomberg, so that they might warn about the dangers of our “carbon footprint.”
…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER KNOWN FEATURE IN THE OCASIO-CORTEZ “GREEN NEW DEAL” is:
1.SUV & truck drivers will be properly humiliated with public shaving of their heads (includes all 64 genders).
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