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TOP TEN LIKELY QUESTIONS for GOP CANDIDATES if DEBATES WERE to be MODERATED by the NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD….

  1.  Do you consider yourself a racist, and if not, when did you stop being one?

 

  1.   What is your plan to end poverty in 2025?

 

  1.    So, the national debt is $31 trillion.   Can’t we just cancel that?

 

  1.  Who amongst you is against confiscation of private firearms?

 

  1.  You say we need a 350-ship Navy.   Couldn’t we just convert some drydocked Staten Island ferries?

 

  1.   Do you have any preferred pronouns, aside from “governor?”

 

  1.    At what age should “drag queens” be part of a toddler’s education?

 

  1.  We used to have a 90% marginal tax rate on higher incomes.    Was that so wrong?

 

  1.  Will your Cabinet look like America, or more like that exclusive, gated enclave you surely sleep in ?

 

…and the NUMBER ONE LIKELY QUESTION for GOP CANDIDATES if DEBATES WERE to be MODERATED by the NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD is…

 

  1. Is hate a Republican value?

 

 

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