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TOP TEN EARLY TIP-OFFS that KAMALA MIGHT not be on the 2024 TICKET

 

  1. During the State of the Union, that seat behind the President, reserved for the Vice President?   Look for Hunter there, smoking.

 

  1. Kamala arrives home at the Naval Observatory to see Mayor Pete, smiling with a coffee mug.

 

  1. Her proudest achievement:  “Border Czar.”

 

  1. During interview on “Meet the Press,” Kamala’s responses are “explained” liveby Karine Jean-Pierre.

 

  1. When Joseph isn’t calling her “President Harris,”  he refers to “y’know, the girl,  y’know.”

 

  1.  She is spotted discussing legislation with George Santos.

 

  1. Kamala insulted Hunter by not investing in his latest Chinese scheme.

 

  1.   Top item on her “to-do” list is always “finding root causes.”

 

     ​ 2.  To chauffeur the VP to Andrews AFB, staff is issued a 2008 Impala from the GSA Motorpool.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE EARLY TIP-OFF​ that KAMALA MIGHT not be on the 2024 TICKET is….

 

  1.  This week, the “Kamala Cackle” is trending as the #1 ring tone in America.

 

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