For the uninitiated who want to sing this version around their Christmas tree (also approved for Hanukkah celebrations), here is how the traditional “12 Days” is sung: You sing each of the song’s 12 lines, in ascending numerical order. But then you only repeat the “gifts” already received. For example: Start the song with “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a partridge in a pear tree.” But here is how your verse would sound in mid-song: “On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, five go-o-o-ld rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.” Try that format with today’s creation, below. Note that singers are expected to dra-a-ag out the syllables on the gift of the “5th Day of Christmas,”in this case “Five Jus – tice – es.” |
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– A tax hike for you and for me.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Two Georgia Senators.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Three softball questions.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Four screeching Marxists.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– F-i-i-ve jus- tice – es.
– On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Six Swallwell escorts.
– On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Seven abandoned laptops.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Eight righteous pardons.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Nine Space Force Guardians.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Ten Biden interviews.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Eleven Commies spying.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
-Twelve million mail votes.
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