10. CUOMO CLAIMS THE “REPUBLICAN” CDC URGED COVID-19 PATIENTS INTO NURSING HOMES. THEN ADDS, “SCIENCE SHOULD BE NON-POLITICAL.”
9. STANDING BEFORE A CITY ABLAZE, CNN ANCHOR REFERS TO “PEACEFUL PROTESTS” IN KENOSHA.
8. BIDEN WON’T CONFIRM OR DENY THAT CHINESE INTERESTS HELPED HIM TO PURCHASE LARGEST MANSION IN DELAWARE.
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT THEN TRIUMPHANTLY RETURNS TO BASEMENT.
7. GOVERNOR OF OREGON SEES NO REASON WHY “ARSON SHOULD BE A CRIME.”
6. BIDEN SAYS HE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REBATES. “DR.” JILL WHISPERS, “THOSE ARE DEBATES, HONEY.“
5. “KILLER CUOMO” RECOILS AT NEW NICKNAME, BUT INSISTS “ANY AND ALL“ INFECTED PERSONS SHOULD BE RE-DIRECTED TO NURSING HOMES
4. BIDEN REPEATS ATTACK THAT BANNING FLIGHTS FROM EUROPE AND CHINA WAS “XENOPHOBIC.” AIDES THEN PRONOUNCE AND DEFINE THE WORD FOR HIM.
3. SENATOR HARRIS ATTACKS TRUMP FOR ‘180,000’ DEATHS. POINTS TO GOV. CUOMO’S ‘GREAT JOB’ WITH NURSING HOMES.
2. AS THOUSANDS FLEE HIS CITY, MAYOR DeBLASIO SAYS ”WE NEED TO REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH OF THOSE TRAPPED IN MY CLUTCHES.”
…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE YOU MAY HAS MISSED DURING the LAST TWO WEEKS of CONVENTION COVERAGE is…
1. PRESIDENT PROMISES RETURN TO BOOMING FREE ECONOMY AS MEDIA, DEMOCRATS DENOUNCE “DARK, DYSTOPIAN” VISION.
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