- You sayin’ the massage therapist expects tips?
- Honestly, you would have thought she was at least 18.
- It’s my right to microwave fish here.
- Sir, pants are almost always part of a dress code.
- What comes after the number “8?”
- If this is a “rubber” room, how come there’s so much fine Corinthian leather in these chairs?
- Could you change that channel to Maury Povich?
- Where’s the “Palestinian” flag in this place?
- If we call a wildcat strike here in the Rubber Room, do I still have tenure?
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD in the NYC. DEPT. of EDUCATION’S “RUBBER ROOM” is…
- If the Rubber Room is a “reassignment center,” do we expect a public school to be a “learning center?”
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