BLESSINGS to our READERS for this new year!
- Pete Buttigieg: If you’re so smart, resign and start your own airline.
- Kamala Harris: OK, show us a list of your accomplishments. We dare you.
8. Joseph Biden: Resign prior to impeachment, but get President Kamala to pardon you.
7. Rep. Eric Swallwell: Create new bilingual (English/Chinese) dating website for married Congressmen.
6. Vladimir Putin: A new girlfriend could serve as a welcome distraction.
- George Santos: New PR strategy: “Well, I IDENTIFY as a Goldman Sachs executive.”
- Brian Stelter: Score a new high-paying “anchor” job on Russian TV or Al Jazzeera.
- The Cuomo brothers: (to discourage unwanted touching) Always wear those oversized soccer goalie gloves whenever you leave your homes.
- Rep. Adam Schiff: Get a new hoax to sell on CNN and MSNBC.
…and the NUMBER ONE POLITICAN RESOLUTION for 2023 is:
- Gov. Kathy Hochul: Citizens shouldn’t protect their families? Then give up the 24/7 phalanx of armed state troopers who guard you.
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