10. Kim Jong-un as LeBron James
9. Sen. Maggie Hassan as “Angry Hillary”
8. Joseph Biden as Lenny (“Of Mice and Men”)
7. Gov. Kathy Hochul as the ghost of Bella Abzug
6. Bernie Sanders as HBO’s Larry David
5. Kamala Harris, cackling, with broom
4. Charlie Crist as Benedict Arnold
3. Gavin Newsom as “High-Tax Dracula”
2. Chuck Schumer & Governor J.B. Pritzker in that not-too-convincing horse suit
…and the NUMBER ONE HALLOWEEN COSTUME SOMEONE HAS BEEN WEARING a BIT TOO LONG is:
1. John Fetterman as Uncle Fester
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