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TOP TEN “OFFICIAL THEMES” BEING CONSIDERED for the DEMOCRATS’ AUGUST CONVENTION:

10. “We’re Hidin’ with Biden.”

9. “This Is Your Summer of Love”

8. ” Here’s the Green New Deal: All Your Flights Home Have Been Cancelled”

7. “More Looting, less Prosecuting”

6. “Win with Sleepy, Creepy and Weepy”   (Biden, Harvey Weinstein & Schumer)

5. “A Convention on Zoom, to Nominate a Loon”

4. “Let’s Vote for Bernie’s Platform Before we Read It”

3. “You May be Able to Keep Your Doctor, Quite Possibly”

2. “No I.C.E., but Lots of Free Stuff”

…and the NUMBER ONE “OFFICIAL THEME” BEING CONSIDERED for the DEMOCRATS’ AUGUST CONVENTION isw:

1. ” Weed, Greed and Lots More Taxes”

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