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TOP TEN “SPEED DATE” COMMENTS via SKYPE (live video)INDOORS this MONTH:

10. ​”​On-line, you said you were 31.​  And nothing about Congress.​​”​

 9.  Are those children in the background?

 8.  In all this clutter, I can’t seem to find my Congressional Medal of Honor here.

 7. I am indeed a fan of John Kennedy.   He’s the current Senator from Louisiana.

 6.  “Sure, I’m pro-choice….    school choice.

 5.    ​​When you said that you loved ‘The Wall,’ you didn’t mean the Pink Floyd song?

 4. “Could you turn on some lights?”

 3. “Didn’t I hear the screen name ‘Carlos Danger’ somewhere else?”

 2. ” Zzz.   Sorry… I’m back… I’m back.  That was just my Joe Biden impression.”

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT HEARD via SKYPE (live video) this MONTH is:

1.  ​”​Mr. ‘Chappaqua,’ aren’t you a former president of the United States?​”​

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