10. I think I’ll be sheltering right here in Caracas. -Commandante Nicolas Maduro (just indicted in the US on four narco-terrorism charges)
9. I can look sort of normal on Skype, while still wearing my favorite ratty pajama bottoms. – Joseph Biden
8. Dammit, he’s really being presidential.
– MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough & CNN’s Brian Stelter
7. By Wednesday, I will have cornered the US market on toilet paper. – Billionaire Hedge Fund owner Bill Ackerman
6. I’ve got the coolest slide show in Albany, don’t I? – NY Governor Andrew Cuomo
5. Ted, when on earth did you grow that beard? – Mrs. Heidi Cruz
4. What virus? – oceanographer Philippe-Jacques Cousteau Jr., stepping on to land after 34 days in the Pacific
3. Bill, did you know our lifestyle here in Chappaqua is called “social distancing?”
-Hillary Clinton
2. After all these years, ah realized she’s a blonde. -Bill Clinton
…and the NUMBER ONE REVEALING COMMENT DURING our SELF-ISOLATIONS this MONTH is:
- All I’ve got are re-runs of Grampa Kim’s speeches and this “launch” button here.
– North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un
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