10. “A Room With No View” (Chairman Schiff conducts closed meetings in the House basement)
9. “How Green is my War Chest”
8. “12 Years a Knave” (Biopic about Pete Buttigieg’s brief life as an adult)
7. “ Crouching Subpeona, Hidden Dagger”
6. “Close Encounters with Zoe Lofgren”
5. “She Done Him Wrong — Part II”
4. “Hakeemian Rhapsody”
3. “The Hateful Eight” (House managers)
2. “Nadler Unchained”
…and the NUMBER ONE POTENTIAL HOLLYWOOD SPIN-OFF from the IMPEACHMENT and SENATE TRIAL is:
- “A Schiff We’re not Fond’A” (Rhymes with “A Fish Called ….”)
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