10. “The North American Olympic Pole Vault Training Center”
9. “Frozen Dunes”
8. “The Gladiator Challenge Experience”
7. “The Pelosi Palisades”
6. “Big Bend National Park – WEST”
5. “Schumer – Trump Towers”
4. “Caravan Welcome Center”
3. ‘”Chavez-Maduro Rest Stop” (stocked with good ol’ US toilet paper)
2. “Won’t You be my Neighbor Fencing”
…and the NUMBER ONE “ALTERNATIVE” NAME for “the WALL” that MIGHT GAIN DEMOCRAT SUPPORT is….
1. “The Ocasio – Cortez Handball Courts” (applicable to concrete border barriers only)
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