10. Is the blonde your translator or mine?
9. So, if, just IF you were to build a hotel in Moscow, just if, who would supply you with Stolichnaya?
8. Yeah, imagine being married to Angela.
7. You stop nagging me about Ukraine, and I’ll cut way back on my MSNBC ads next year.
6. There’s no video, right? Is there? Stop grinning.
5. I once had a wisemouth like Nancy Pelosi, too.
4. Really, how did you get down to a 13% flat income tax?
3. Yes, Ivana is still single. Why do you ask?
2. If I bought at Mar-a-Lago, would you throw in a golf cart?
…and the NUMBER ONE ACTUAL PHRASE OVERHEARD in RECENT TRUMP – PUTIN CONVERSATIONS is…
1. Believe me, you remove shirt, jump on horse, and approval rating will be 60%.
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