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TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T be READING in the WASHINGTON POST THIS WEEK…

10.  LAS VEGAS ODDS-MAKERS TAKING BETS ON “DELIVERY DATE” OF MUELLER ​REPORT​  


9.  CNN’S ACOSTA OBLIVIOUS TO FACT THAT HIS NEWS REPORT MAKES A STRONG CASE FOR A BORDER WALL​

​ 8.  DATA REBUTS CUOMO CLAIM THAT NEW YORKERS FLEE THE STATE “DUE TO THE WEATHER”​ 


​ 7.  RATINGS CRASH FOR GOLDEN GLOBES TELECAST LINKED TO FAR-LEFT DIATRIBES IN SOME ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES 

 6. SCHUMER, PELOSI SEEN AS INCREASINGLY UNHINGED, EVEN PROCLAIMING WALLS TO BE “IMMORAL”

 5. INCLUDING REBOUND WEEK, STOCK PRICES CLIMB TO 27% GAIN SINCE TRUMP INAUGURAL

 4.  SECRETARY POMPEO CELEBRATED FOR COGENT ASSERTION OF U.S. DOCTRINE IN CAIRO SPEECH

 3. FATHER OF PARKLAND HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING VICTIM APPLAUDS PRESIDENT’S OUTLINE FOR SCHOOL SAFETY, DECRIES OBAMA POLICIES of “LENIENCY”

 2. FOLLOWING U.S. LEAD, BRAZIL AND OTHER NATIONS PLAN EMBASSY MOVES FROM TEL AVIV TO JERUSALEM

…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING in the WASHINGTON POST THIS WEEK is…

 1.DISAPPOINTED BY REACTION TO HIS DENTAL APPOINTMENT VIDEO, “BETO” O’ROURKE PONDERS LIVE STREAMING OF HIS UPCOMING PROSTATE EXAM

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