10. For “Hill and Bill”: A full house of live paying customers for just one of their “road tour” speaking engagements. (But just one.)
9. For Steve Bannon: A makeover from those “Queer Eye” fellows.
8. For Les Moonves, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein: A no-females, cross-country road trip in one compact car.
7. For Vladimir Putin: Someone actually willing to “collude” with him.
6. For American women: A “Women’s March” that actually represents them and kicks out the anti-semites, Communists, over-medicated celebrities and Islamic extremists.
5. For CNN’s Jim Acosta: A bull horn, for his farewell White House news conference.
4. For Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: a copy of Henry Hazlitt’s “Economics in One Lesson.”
3. For Joe Biden: a credible Hawaiian document “proving” his “1956” birthplace.
2. For former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer: Black gloves, to match those socks.
…and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT for 2018 is:
1.For Kim Jong-un: An even trade of eight nuclear warheads in exchange for a PAC – 10 college basketball team for Pyong Yang.
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