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TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH 2016 GIFT RETURNS

 

 10.    “Statesman John” Kerry bobble-head doll

 

9.       Samuel L. Jackson and Cher return ticket airfaresto the USA

 

8.       “Thank you, President Obama” coffee mugs  

                                        (returns reported in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Haifa and Borough Park,NY)

 

7.        Harry Reid Chia – Pet kit

 

6.        Fawning Justin Trudeau eulogy to Fidel Castro DVD​ 

                                         (musical accompaniment by North Korean Tabernacle Choir)

 

5.      Expired Freshness Date Nuclear Warheads

                                               (returns reported in Teheran JC Penney and Thrift Shop #8 — Pyong Yang)

 

4.       ​Lena Dunham Ugly Christmas Sweater

 

3.       Joe Biden “Shotgun Cartridge” Cufflinks

 

2.     Slightly Used AR-15 rifles

                                          (final offerings from “Fast and Furious” campaign)

 

 …and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS or HANUKKAH GIFT RETURN OF 2016 is…

 

1.       Sequined “Inaugural Ball” Knock-Off Pants Suit

 

 

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