10. Tax-chugging Dracula costume with black cape and pale Mayor Bill DeBlasio mask
9. (Your Choice:)
Bernie Sanders as Batman OR Bernie Sanders as the Joker Costume
(Optional Batmobile: 1987 East German Trabant OR 1990 Yugo)
8. Star Trek “Evil Queen” pants-suit, with matching Hillary Clinton mask
7. White Physician’s Jacket, stethoscope, bow tie, and Barack Obama mask.
(Choose: “You can Keep your Doctor” message OR “Your Premiums will go Down” message for back of white jacket)
6. Lowest Cost costume of 2016:
The “Anthony Weiner” disguise.
$6 briefs are your only cost. Bring your own I-phone .
5. Harry Reid Angry Clown mask and jumpsuit
4. Grinning Bill Clinton reading $500,000 speech while wearing chastity belt
3. Nancy Pelosi “Confused Alien” mask
2. Hillary Clinton pants suit, equipped with special belt offering credit card chip reader and old-fashioned money-changer
…and THE #1 MOST TRULY SCARY HALLOWEEN MASK of 2016 is:
1. Al Franken
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