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TOP TEN TRULY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES of 2016

 

 

 

10.   Tax-chugging Dracula costume with black cape and pale Mayor Bill DeBlasio mask

 

9.    (Your Choice:)  

           Bernie Sanders as Batman OR Bernie Sanders as the Joker Costume

            (Optional Batmobile:  1987 East German Trabant OR 1990 Yugo)

 

 

8.    Star Trek “Evil Queen” pants-suit, with matching Hillary Clinton mask

 

7.    White Physician’s Jacket, stethoscope, bow tie, and Barack Obama mask.

            (Choose: “You can Keep your Doctor” message OR “Your Premiums will go Down” message for back of white jacket)

 

6.     Lowest Cost costume of 2016:    

        The “Anthony Weiner” disguise.  

        $6 briefs are your only cost.   Bring your own I-phone .

 

 

5.    Harry Reid Angry Clown mask and jumpsuit

  

4.    Grinning Bill Clinton reading $500,000 speech while wearing chastity belt

 

3.     Nancy Pelosi “Confused Alien” mask

 

2.    Hillary Clinton pants suit, equipped with special belt offering credit card chip reader and old-fashioned money-changer

 

…and THE #1  MOST TRULY SCARY HALLOWEEN MASK of 2016 is:

 

1.   Al Franken

 

 

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