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TOP TEN WAYS to AVOID SAYING “$400 MILLION RANSOM” :

 

  • 10. $400 MILLION in cash? Finally, Obama, Hillary and John Kerry made good on their Super Bowl bets with Supreme Leader Ali Khameni.
  •  9.   Mel Gibson played a fine role in that movie.
  •   8.   Did you say “transom?”
  •    7.   John Kerry just wanted to “offshore” his 2015 IRS tax refund.
  •    6.   I agree he is sort of “handsome.”
  •     5.   400-mill will pay for a heckuva bachelor party at that swingin’ Ramsar resort on the Caspian Sea.   It might be Bani Sadr’s last wedding,        guys!
  •    4.   One man’s “ransom” is another man’s Boeing purchase.

                                      “We can dream…. Iran favors Airbus.”

  •    3.   For $400 million and A-Rod’s contract, we get that ace 49 year old soccer player from Hamalan, Mohammad Pahlevi.
  •     2. Nowadays, $400 million isn’t even a decent-size Hillary pay-to-play scandal.

 

And the NUMBER ONE WAY to AVOID SAYING “$400 MILLION RANSOM” is:

  1.        We not only got four Americans back, but 500 free designer turbans thrown in to the deal.

 

 

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