10. Referral to the President’s personal barber.
9. Lifting tariffs on fine North Korean wines.
8. Establishment of an hourly JFK – Pyong-Yang air shuttle.
7. Destroy Nukes, obtain very next NBA expansion team.
6. Lessons on how to implement Trump tax cut.
5. Please help new North Korean friends to copy your “spring break” traditions.
4. Amazon and Walmart will promote the “LeaderKim Dr. Evil jacket” designer collection
(no tall sizes available).
3. Introductions to Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio, to learn how to make the one-party state more permanent.
2. North Korea seeking dealerships to sell cutting-edge Corvairs, Gremlins and Edsels.
…and the NUMBER ONE KIM JONG-UN NEGOTIATING GOAL for HIS UPCOMING SUMMIT with PRESIDENT TRUMP is:
1. Limits on American immigration in to his country.
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