10. Vladimir Venkov gifted premium caviar to CNN’s Chris Cuomo, after which network reports focused on collusion only.
9. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein was contacted on “match.com” by Aleksandra Krylova, who claimed she “was fed up with the singles bar scene in Washington.”
8. Yevgeny Prigozhin authored a post on Facebook under the alias “Walter Cronkite,” asserting that Hillary Clinton was becoming over-confident.
7. Visiting the campaign website, Sergey Pavlovich Polozov purchased five (5) “Make America Great Again” ball point pens.
6. Anna V. Bogacheva got Russian Television’s English channel to report on the inspired-yet-gentle leadership of Vladimir Putin.
5. Maria Bovda paid for a black-and-white “Elect Bernie Sanders” TV ad, which ran twice during re-runs of “Dr. Zhivago.”
4. Mikhail Leonid Burchik wrote a weekly blog about Trump, Sanders and Clinton, asking “This is democracy?”
3. Irina V. Kaverzina tried to use her charms on Stephen Colbert, to see if he would approve Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov as guest host of “The Late Show.”
2. A major disinformation campaign was paid for by Gleb Igorevich Vasilchenko, featuring Instagram posts of Hillary fainting, Trump golfing in a tight shirt, and on the other hand, Sanders hugging children and Jill Stein being denied national debate access….
…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER KNOWN ELEMENT in the INDICTMENTS of RUSSIANS ANNOUNCED by ROBERT MUELLER is:
1. Vladimir Venkov called the “Independent” line on CSPAN, claiming to be “Buck from Springfield,” questioning if the election was rigged.
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