- Chicago is still safer than Aleppo, Syria.
- Police will get to nearly all home invasions within 45 minutes.
- Security guards are armed, right??
- Prominent “Gun Free Zone” signs keep those wily bad guys away.
- Isn’t Obama coming back here in January? Move near him.
- At the mall, those new metal detectors should do the trick.
- Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel says 84% hike in murders “needs to be placed in context.”
- Al Capone has been gone a long time.
- Reduce chances of being mugged by 43%:
Go swimming in Lake Michigan (applicable June-August only).
…and the NUMBER ONE REASON you don’t NEED a FIREARM in CHICAGO is :
1. At the Drake Hotel, Michael Bloomberg, George Soros and their armed security teams don’t look worried at all.
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