- Near the Rathskeller, someone wrote “Cut Taxes” in chalk on the sidewalk.
- Bathrooms still feature oppressive “Male” and “Female” designations.
- Even worse, campus bathrooms now explicitly exclude non-humans.
- OMG! Campus security vehicles use fossil fuels!
- Board of Trustees names new building for alumnus who paid for it! (Instead of more deserving Saul Alinsky, Robert Mugabe, Bill Ayers or Gloria Steinem.)
- Eight students traumatized by receiving “C” grades from professors oblivious to self-esteem crises.
- Varsity teams continue to insist on games ending in a “win” or a “loss,” no matter the psychological harm.
- There is talk that a conservative could be invited to speak on campus in 2018.
- Those posters of Obama in Cuba, posing in front of Che Guevara portrait? Bookstore ran out of them!
…and THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOUR COLLEGE CAMPUS NEEDS A “SAFE SPACE” to PROTECT “PROGRESSIVE” STUDENTS:
- An ROTC student from a nearby college walked right on to our campus, in full uniform!
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