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TOP TEN REASONS YOUR COLLEGE CAMPUS NEEDS a “SAFE SPACE” to PROTECT “PROGRESSIVE” STUDENTS :

  

  1.  Near the Rathskeller, someone wrote “Cut Taxes” in chalk on the sidewalk.

 

  1.   Bathrooms still feature oppressive “Male” and “Female” designations.

 

  1.   Even worse, campus bathrooms now explicitly exclude non-humans.

 

  1.   OMG!   Campus security vehicles use fossil fuels!

 

  1.    Board of Trustees names new building for alumnus who paid for it!       (Instead of more deserving Saul Alinsky, Robert Mugabe, Bill Ayers or Gloria Steinem.)

 

  1.      Eight students traumatized by receiving “C” grades from professors oblivious to self-esteem crises.

 

  1.      Varsity teams continue to insist on games ending in a “win” or a “loss,” no matter the psychological harm.

 

  1.      There is talk that a conservative could be invited to speak on campus in 2018.

 

  1.       Those posters of Obama in Cuba, posing in front of Che Guevara portrait?     Bookstore ran out of them!

 

…and THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOUR COLLEGE CAMPUS NEEDS A “SAFE SPACE” to PROTECT “PROGRESSIVE” STUDENTS:

 

  1.       An ROTC student from a nearby college walked right on to our campus, in full uniform!

 

 

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