- They tell me that if a Baltimore teen has an “MS-13” shirt, he has pride in his “Middle School.”
- Abrego, if I may call you that, sir… You would never raise your hand in anger against a woman, would you?
- Kilmar Abrego Garcia…. Kilmar Abrego Garcia… I love how lyrical that sounds. Did you ever play for the Orioles?
- I am filing a bill next week to rename Francis Scott Key National Monument in Baltimore as “Kilmar Abrego Garcia National Recreation Area.”
- Kilmar Abrego means “tender father” in English, does it not?
- Do they serve margaritas to the general prison population here?
- OK, Mr. Garcia. They are moving you to your own quarters for now. Can I come over and watch HBO tonight?
- One beautiful thing about being a U.S. Senator, sir, is that long-sleeve dress shirts cover any and all gang tattoos.
- “Tren de Aragua” really refers to the “A” train in New York, I’m told.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD DURING “THAT SENATOR’S” TRIP to EL SALVADOR is…
- What the heck kind of progressive are you, flying commercial instead ofprivate ??
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