- 34% agree that Vladimir Putin without shirt is a “good presidential look.”
- Opposition candidates Niklas Khakitonov, Leonid Slutsky and Vladislav Davankov are polling at a combined 7%.
- Russian voters overwhelmingly say that “mail-in ballots offer too much opportunity for fraud.”
- 98.4% of Russian voters “doubt” that U. S. Senator Elizabeth Warren actually “descended from Siberian Eskimos.”
- One in five Stolichnaya vodka drinkers plan to write in “Peter the Great” for president. (Survey taken at 11 PM).
- Asked to name a heroic, admirable Russian leader, 67% answered “Maria Sharapova.”
- 73% of Russians with access to a television say that “Russian sit-coms more-funny than Amerikanski ones.”
- When Muscovites are surveyed in-person, 99% prefer Vlad Putin’s version of “Blueberry Hill” to Fats Domino’s.
- Vladivostok voters would prefer to rename their city “Mar-A-Lago,” in order to improve the weather.
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING RESULT from SURVEYS of RUSSIAN VOTERS, JUST PRIOR to THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION is:
1. Following their president’s lead, 84% of Russian voters favor Biden over Trump.
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