10. Inserted into Kennedy Center audience brochures
9. The cafeteria at Dr. Jill’s community college
8. The Corvette’s glove compartment
7. In a pile of local business flyers at that Wilmington ice cream parlor
6. Left behind on the private jets used by John Kerry and Pete Buttigieg
5. A computer repair shop in Delaware
4. Near the damaged door in the Pelosi home
3. Collated with official menus at the Vice President’s residence
2. Folded into origami ornaments on the White House Christmas tree
…and the NUMBER ONE YET-TO-BE DISCOVERED LOCATION for SECRET, CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS is…
1. Hunter’s sometimes-locked trunk of narcotics
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