10. WITH YOUR HELP, WE CAN BE #1 IN STATE TAX RATES AGAIN…
9. TAX DOLLARS FOR ABORTION FLIGHTS….BUT STOP THOSE MIGRANT BUSES…
8. IF MY HUSBAND CAN’T SCORE SOME EXTRA CASH WITH MY INFLUENCE, WHAT ARE FAMILIES FOR?
7. GIVE ME YOUR POOR, TEMPEST-TOSSED… ‘CAUSE WE HAVE A USED TENT FOR THEM ON 34th STREET
6. THINK OF ME AS ANDREW CUOMO IN A SKIRT WITH A TIARA…
5. HAH! YOU THINK THE “BUFFALO BILLIONS” WAS A HUGE SWINDLE? WAIT FOR THE NEW BILLS STADIUM !
4. ACCORDING TO KERRY AND GORE, WE’LL HAVE THE SAME WEATHER AS FLORIDA SOON
3. CASHLESS BAIL IS JUST MY WAY OF CARING…
2. IF TAXES ARE YOUR ISSUE, NEW YORK IS NOT YOUR STATE ** (** Gov. Philip Murphy of NJ actually said this about his state
while running for re-election IN 2021…)
… and the NUMBER ONE RE-ELECTION SLOGAN FOR GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL is…
1. ACTUALLY, YOU CAN FOOL MOST OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME…
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