10. “In Wilmington, my ice cream cone went from $3.50 to $4.75. Son-uffa B—-! That ice cream server blamed ME for inflation!”
9. “Vladimir is just tryin’ to jack my gas prices, which helps Trump.”
8. “Those dang construction workers on the Keystone Pipeline! They coulda kept goin’ as volunteers.”
7. “Back in Scranton, my Grampa told me how he bought a Model-T for under $3. That’s only $3, man!”
6. “Why can’t Elon Musk just deliver 20 million electric vehicles ?”
5. “Flooding our economy with deficit-fueled, printing-press dollars makes most everything more expensive.”
(Wait! How did this nonsense get in here??)
4. “Dr. Jill, what is worse, a hyper-inflation, or… a hyper-sonic?”
3. “In 1982, the U.S. taxpayers paid only $5,000 for my hair plug transplants. Now, my next of plugs is gonna cost $30,000! That’s inflation, folks.”
2. “Maybe we ought to cut out the Russian caviar in the White House Mess.”
…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN MUSING on RUNAWAY INFLATION is…
1.”Hunter just has to step up and bring home more bacon. That’s all, no malarkey.”
