10. $850 million for the printing of 150 million mail-in ballots for all “residents” of Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada and New Hampshire.
9. $3.2 billion in “therapeutic counseling” for those (anticipating 2022) experiencing anxiety and panic in blue states and cities.
8. $7.8 billion in private jet rentals for Climate Czar John Kerry and EPA officials traveling to necessary conferences to combat climate change.
7. $80,000 for purchases of Red Bull and No-Doz for the White House.
6. $745 billion for replacement of all bridges on the Mississippi River. New structures will accommodate pedestrians, electric cars and bicycles.
5. Voice-vote rider: Henceforth, all transgender recruits in the Armed Services will enter with the rank of “major.”
4. To “help America vote,” $567 billion for state-of-the-art Chinese vote-tabulating software.
3. $7.2 billion for Federal electric vehicle charging stations in Guam and U.S. Samoa.
2. $4.1 billion to create a government cable/ satellite TV channel devoted to 24/7 “white fragility” training.
…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER-KNOWN PROVISION in Ms. PELOSI’S MEGA $3.5 TRILLION “INFRASTRUCTURE” BILL is:
1. $1.1 trillion so each American can select among free rent, free college or free day care.
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