10. A CREEPY GUY for EVERY LADIES ROOM !!
9. NOBODY WILL EVER HAVE to PAY for ALL THIS FREE STUFF I am PROMISING.
-Kamala
8. “I’LL do for the COUNTRY WHAT MY WIFE did for BURLINGTON COLLEGE!”
(–Bernie Sanders’ wife drove the college in to bankruptcy.)
7. MAKE AMERICA LIKE NEWARK!
-former Newark Mayor Cory Booker
6. MAYBE VENEZUELA ISN’T MY IDEAL MODEL….
-Elizabeth Warren
5. AS SOUTH BEND GOES, SO GOES the NATION!
– Mayor Pete Buttigieg
4. REPARATIONS NATION, BABY!
– Kirsten Gillibrand
3. FULL EMPLOYMENT is OVER-RATED
– Joe Biden
2. WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE, 170,000 FLEEING NEW YORKERS….. or YOUR LYING EYES?”
– Mayor Bill DeBlasio
… and the NUMBER ONE SLOGAN to COUNTER “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” is:
- BUT ALTOGETHER, WE HAVE A COMBINED NAME RECOGNITION OF 11%… -candidates Bennet, Bullock, Castro, Delaney, Gabbard, Gravel, Hickenlooper, Inslee, Klobuchar, Moulton, Messam, O’Rourke, Sestak and Swallwell
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