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TOP TEN SURE-FIRE TIP-OFFS that RUSSIANS MEDDLED IN that SPECIAL ELECTION in OHIO’S 12th CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT:

Genius Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano claims that the presence of a Green Party candidate in the race won by Republican Troy Balderson is “evidence” that there was Russian meddling in this week’s special election in Ohio’s 12th district!!   (Seriously!).

 

Here are the Top Ten sure-fire tip-offs that prove the Russians meddled in the election:

 

 

10.   To you, Green Party candidate “Joe Manchik” sounds like Senator “Joe Manchin.”   To Alyssa, that sounds Russian.

 

 9.   In reporting on the Ohio Governor’s endorsement of Troy Balderson, CNN swears that John Kasich ignored summer temps and wore a mink Cossack hat.

 

 8.   When was the last time that a conspiracy alleged by a Hollywood star didn’t turn out to be true?

 

 7.  To thank campaign volunteers, MSNBC claims that Balderson favored take-out borscht and caviar over traditional choice of pizza.

 

 6.   Ohio progressives don’t believe Balderson is just a fan of “The Americans” when he uses terms like “Rezidentura.”

 

 5.    Campaign checks totaling $95 arrived in GOP headquarters from Moscow, Idaho, St. Petersburg, Florida and Russian River, California.

 

 4.   President Trump endorsed him, didn’t he?   Isn’t that part of all this collusion the TV tells me about?

 

 3.   Green Party candidate vacationed at the Soshi Winter Olympics.

 

 2.   TV anchorman providing primary night results looks an awful lot like Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE SURE-FIRE TIP-OFF THAT RUSSIANS MEDDLED in that SPECIAL ELECTION in OHIO’S 12th CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT is:

 

 1.  Columbus Dispatch political reporter wrote that Democrat Danny O’Connor was playing “Russian Roulette” by opposing popular tax cuts.

 

 

 

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