10. Omarosa spent most of her first month in the administration researching Rosemary Woods’ White House taping system.
9. She was shocked that her personal phone call could not requisition Air Force One.
8. Who knew that Wilbur Ross could be so devilishly flirtatious?
7. Omarosa met Eric Holder, in his red baseball cap disguise, for lunch in the White House mess.
6. After hours, she walked to Anthony Scarmucci’s office to play “Tariff Charades” with Sean Spicer and General Flynn.
5. When she met Donald Trump on “The Apprentice,” she thought she was signing up for “The Bachelorette.”
4. When Omarosa was asked to leave the White House, she thought General Kelly was auditioning her for “Survivor.”
3. Ex-CIA Director John Brennan calls most days, asking about White House cuff links.
2. Omarosa asked Vice President Pence about becoming Ambassador to “some fun country.”
.and the NUMBER ONE SECRET OMAROSA RECORDING TOPIC LEAST LIKELY to be RELEASED is:
1. You mean this job is not Civil Service?
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