10. Official sample ballot pamphlets mailed to voters in 16 states feature all candidate photos posed on horseback, shirtless (no gender discrimination).
9. Anonymous flier invites you to “Attend Our Rally, Take Home Free Stolichnaya.”
8. Even liberal / progressives now embrace Russia’s flat 13% national income tax rate.
7. Top issue in Missouri’s 21st Congressional district: “Let’s keep Crimea Russian.”
6. Along with your expected Star-Ledger and Penny Saver, “Pravda” now delivered to your lawn.
5. New sponsor welcomed on the Jumbotron at the Great American Ballpark: “Gazprom.”
4. Russian Television (RT) now occupies Channels 4 and 5 on your cable system.
3. US Senate candidate arrives at your local airport in chartered Aeroflot jet.
2. This year, most of your new “Facebook” friends are named “Sergei” or “Svetlana.”
…and the NUMBER ONE SURE-FIRE WAY to TELL if RUSSIANS are MEDDLING in the 2018 U.S. ELECTIONS is:
1. In November, Democrats sweep to victory in House elections!
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