10. This man had a romantic dalliance in 1998!
9. New York Times editorialists are threatening self-immolation.
8. “Immigrants” now being questioned at our southern border!
7. President could have introduced us to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, at least.
6. Tax cuts assisted my smug neighbor with the Range Rover and hot tub.
5. If he says “Crooked Hillary” one more time…
4. Of those 4 million new jobs, none are located in “Safe Spaces.”
3. Those Trump steaks were a bit chewy…
2. As predicted, the economy is in shambles ! (Er, what was that quarterly growth number, again?)
…and the NUMBER ONE STRONGEST REASON for IMPEACHMENT in 2018 is….
1. He just won’t admit to collusion!
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