10. No more “crumbs!” Give back your $2,000 tax cut now!
9. Avoid confiscation on January 1st!Turn in your personal firearms today.
8. Nothing like impeachment to solve the country’s pressing problems!
7. Men! Vote Democrat, regain admission to girls’ bathrooms!
6. Of course Kim Jong-un will respect Speaker Nancy Pelosi!
5. It’s about time we rename Grand Central Station for Chuck Schumer.
4. We Dems really know how to control those Ayatollahs in Iran !!
3. Vote Democrat! We’ll turn over Second Amendment and security policy to radical teenagers.
2. Who needs a surplus of job openings?
…And the NUMBER ONE LATEST TALKING POINT for DEMOCRATS SEEKING to TAKE OVER CONGRESS THIS FALL is:
1. Whom do you trust, Susan Rice or General Mattis?
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