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TOP TEN SURPRISING NEW WINTER OLYMPIC SPORTS for 2018 GAMES in KOREA (North Korea is “cooperating” with the Olympic games in the South) :

 

 

10.   Speed Skating south Across the 38th Parallel Border

 

 9.    Steroid Chugging (for Olympians not affiliated with a national team)

 

 8.    Nuclear Curling

 

 7.    Luge for your Life

 

 6.  Climate Change Filibustering  (games begin when temps drop to 15 o F.)

 

 5.  Political Prisoner biathlon

 

 4.  Parasailing Across the Sea of Japan

 

 3.  Skeleton (the 800 calorie-per-day beauty contest)

 

 2.   Three-person “H.O.R.S.E.” with Dennis Rodman  (non-medalists to be imprisoned)

 

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW OLYMPIC SPORT for the 2018 GAMES in KOREA is :

 

 1.  Male Head of State Ski Jumping (5’4″ height limit)

 

 

 

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