Your Weekly American Top Ten ListTOP TEN SURPRISING NEW WINTER OLYMPIC SPORTS for 2018 GAMES in KOREA (North Korea is "cooperating" with the Olympic games in the South) :

10. Speed Skating south Across the 38th Parallel Border

9. Steroid Chugging (for Olympians not affiliated with a national team)

8. Nuclear Curling

7. Luge for your Life

6. Climate Change Filibustering (games begin when temps drop to 15 o F.)

5. Political Prisoner biathlon

4. Parasailing Across the Sea of Japan

3. Skeleton (the 800 calorie-per-day beauty contest)

2. Three-person “H.O.R.S.E.” with Dennis Rodman (non-medalists to be imprisoned)

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW OLYMPIC SPORT for the 2018 GAMES in KOREA is :

1. Male Head of State Ski Jumping (5’4″ height limit)

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