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TOP TEN MOST MEMORABLE HANUKKAH GIFTS for 2017:

 

10.    Extra-heavy duty oven mitts     –  for Al Franken

 

  9.    Mel Gibson dart board        – for Sandy Koufax

 

  8.    Southern Drawl  (and lots of other people’s money)     – for Bernie Sanders

 

  7.    J-date premium membership    – for Bill Clinton

  

  6.    VIP Invite to Roy Moore’s still-secret 2018 Bar Mitzvah        – for  Steve Bannon

 

  5.     Lower East Side Gift Basket, featuring pastramis, latkes, Kedem wines and other traditional fare         

                                                                     – for Rosie O’Donnell, Debbie Stabenow, Barbara Mikulski & Roseanne Barr

 

  4.   Mel Brooks Anthology DVD Set               – for Maxine Waters (winner, “most humorless” competition)

 

   3.    Collected Writings of Natan Sharansky, David Ben-Gurion and Andre Sakharov

                                                                                         -for Barack Obama, John Kerry & Josh Earnest

 

   2.    Another fund-raising lunch AND photo-op with Harvey Weinstein    – for Hillary Clinton

 

…and the NUMBER ONE MOST MEMORABLE HANUKKAH GIFT for 2017 is:

 

   1.    The United States Embassy in Jerusalem!!                    -for PM Benjamin Netanyahu

 

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