10. Extra-heavy duty oven mitts – for Al Franken
9. Mel Gibson dart board – for Sandy Koufax
8. Southern Drawl (and lots of other people’s money) – for Bernie Sanders
7. J-date premium membership – for Bill Clinton
6. VIP Invite to Roy Moore’s still-secret 2018 Bar Mitzvah – for Steve Bannon
5. Lower East Side Gift Basket, featuring pastramis, latkes, Kedem wines and other traditional fare
– for Rosie O’Donnell, Debbie Stabenow, Barbara Mikulski & Roseanne Barr
4. Mel Brooks Anthology DVD Set – for Maxine Waters (winner, “most humorless” competition)
3. Collected Writings of Natan Sharansky, David Ben-Gurion and Andre Sakharov
-for Barack Obama, John Kerry & Josh Earnest
2. Another fund-raising lunch AND photo-op with Harvey Weinstein – for Hillary Clinton
…and the NUMBER ONE MOST MEMORABLE HANUKKAH GIFT for 2017 is:
1. The United States Embassy in Jerusalem!! -for PM Benjamin Netanyahu
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