10. “Lady, do you have any idea who the #%&@ I am?”
–A. Scarmucci (to several recipients)
9. “White House? So sorry. This translator in Pyong Yang. We meant to dial Dennis Rodman.”
8. “This is the Camp David security desk. Is the Schumer Family Reunion really allowed in here?
7. “Yes, the top job at Homeland Security is still open. But you’ll have to apply on-line like everybody else, Mr. Stephanopoulos.”
6. “This is Jim Acosta at CNN. So a Muslim, a Mexican and a media guy walk in to a bar….”
5. “Yes, that’s correct. Forty-six anchovie pies to Senator Mc Connell’s office, rush job.”
–Three unrecognizable voices, laughing. Call traced to Caucus Room of the Senate Minority.
4. “Please inform Mr. Bannon that he is late for his “zumba” class.”
3, “What are y’all wearin’, darlin’?”
–Raspy-voiced male in Chappaqua, NY calling to “Jasmine” in the Georgetown dorms.
2. “If I leave Congress next year, can I get a deal on a ‘Trump Steaks’ franchise?”
…and the NUMBER ONE UNREPORTED EXCERPT from PHONE CONVERSATION TRANSCRIPTS in WASHINGTON, D.C. THIS WEEK is:
1, “Jim Comey lost HOW much at the Trump Taj Mahal slots?”
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